One of the signature pieces in Jukebox Stories (my storytelling, song-singing, bingo-playing, theatrical extravaganza with musician Brandon Patton) is "What My Sister's Breast Implants Have to Do With Golf," an epic true tale that my family doesn't know I share with perfect strangers. So far, I've managed to keep the story off the Internet and to keep my sister and my mom off my ass.
But, hey, I lead a dangerous life. So, here, ladies and gentleman, is me performing the story in question at Barnes & Noble at The Grove in Los Angeles, during one of last year's USC Master of Professional Writing Program's readings. (I teach in the program, FYI.) Enjoy. Watch: