Today's "Caption This" post should spark some interesting titles. It's not enough that Betty White, America's favorite elderly comedienne, has earned a spot hosting Saturday Night Live thanks to a fan movement on Facebook, but now she's a fantasy pin-up model. According to AfterElton's Ed Kennedy:
The Portland Mercury ran a contest to ask viewers what kind of cover they wanted to see. The winning description would be drawn by Andrew Zubko, who had that epic drawing of Batman fighting a shark with a lightsaber. The winning description was Betty White holding a flaming chainsaw while riding John Ritter.
The cover art is after the jump. Your captions are needed desperately.