In my last post, I expressed my dissatisfaction with the Democratic Party and the Obama Administration, due to their dismal record on LGBT rights and other progressive issues. There finally came a time when President Obama's flip-flopping and backtracking took me to the point of no return. Today, I am becoming a Republican.
I admit that joining the GOP was not an easy choice. Do I really want to be in the same Party as Rick Perry, Mitch McConnell and Bill McCollum? On the other hand, being a Republican means that I'll be able to share a voting booth with the likes of Marco Rubio or Aaron Shock.
I can go blond like Ann Coulter or Laura Ingraham or sport a "natural" tan like Charlie Crist or John Boehner. I can even learn to cry like Glenn Beck. Even better, being a Republican will provide me with boundless opportunities for gay sex. (Note to Michael: This does not mean that I will take advantage of those opportunities.)