My ever-burning thirst for new and different sexually-related artifacts was quenched (momentarily, anyway) when I found a series of vintage Russian stereoscopic cards. Would love to know what the Russian says, but the pictures speak over a thousand words.
The fucking-chair with replaceable heads and dildos just blows my mind. Can any home really be complete without one of those? Wow.
Here are two from this rare collection. They're not safe for work, so they're after the jump.
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Okay. I don't speak Russian, but using Google translate, the sign on the wall seems to read:
"When you think of love, you so unbearably want [illegible]."
The caption of the first pair seems to read:
"This gentleman will be the most suitable [mount?] for your height."
The caption of the second pair seems to read:
"So have you and mom tried it? For mom does not speak [of it?] with her daughters."
I'd be happy to see an actual translation, though.
Marja got parts of this pretty well, buuut...
First card
On the sign: "When you think of love, you already unbearably want it." (The illegible word is probably who "said" that quote? I can make out the first three letters, but then its too blurry.)
The caption: "This royal/noble/prince* will be suitable: just right for your height!"
*Its a word for the high class, so prince would be the best equivalent, I think, but it doesn't signify anything past nobility.
Second card
The sign: Same as first image
The caption: "You tried mom like this too? Moms don't talk to daughters."
By the by, the woman is speaking formally. And I believe that's it.
Can you still get one of these on Ebay? I think I want one. :)