"Simon was so insulting. But it wasn't just him. Ant and Dec said I loved dressing up as a woman as if I liked doing it all the time.
I'm a female impersonator, that's what I put on my application. It's my niche, I'm not gay or a transvestite. Even one of the producers said, 'Are you gay? You must be.' My relatives think I'm a cross-dresser now, some sort of tranny.
I've been married since 1977 and I have a daughter. I'm as straight as you can get."
--Britain's Got Talent contestant and Kylie/Madonna impersonator Philip Grimmer who's thinking of suing the show for defamation