"The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available. So if Lindsay doesn't want someone to grab her ass she'd better keep her shirt on straight. Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren't looking. It's disgusting."
-- Tamara Haley, a supposed lesbian inmate quoted by English tabloid The Sun. The rag doesn't say where Haley is a prisoner, but the headline to this post ("Lindsay Lohan to be attacked by lesbian gang in jail") is how One India interpreted the article.