So the next time you remember that in most states you can't get married and President Obama is okay with that, watch these videos of straight weddings and think, "Well, thank God the government won't allow me to be that tacky!"
After the jump you'll find two videos. In one, fake ninjas attack the wedding party. The other features the most original walk down the aisle you've ever seen.
But who needs marriage equality? We don't want to end up being as tacky as these fine (legally married) folks!