Has your current toothpaste been a little lazy about keeping your teeth pearly white? America's most popular brands have been forced to bend to the pansy liberal FDA and add government handouts like Fluoride to each tube. It's a government conspiracy to make us a welfare state, I tell you. And have you considered who else is buying that brand?
I know some folks think that some personal hygiene lessons would improve race relations, but do good ole American toothpastes have to be sold to brown people too? Maybe we could make a brand to sell to foreigners, at least?
You can't read the name of this Unilever toothpaste that's sold in Turkey, but what should it be called in America? I'm going for PuriTEA with the slogan "Now with even more White Power!"