"The theory of relativity is a mathematical system that allows no exceptions. It is heavily promoted by liberals who like its encouragement of relativism and its tendency to mislead people in how they view the world... Virtually no one who is taught and believes relativity continues to read the Bible, a book that outsells New York Times bestsellers by a hundred-fold."
-- Conservapedia founder and Eagle Forum University instructor Andy Schlafly attempting to explain why teaching our schoolchildren actual factual science would be a bad thing. He is the son of Phyllis Schlafly.