"O'Donnell would fit right in. She certainly would be so controversial that the amount of press attention and buzz the show would get would be huge. Plus, you know they would make her dance in a witch's hat with a broomstick."
-- A backstage source at Dancing with the Stars to entertainment blog Popeater about casting former Republican senate candidate Christine O'Donnell for next season. Sarah Palin reportedly lobbied producers to hire the not-a-witch teabagger.