Monica Roberts

Texas Bathrooms Have Transsexuals In 'Em

Filed By Monica Roberts | November 27, 2010 10:00 AM | comments

Filed in: Living, Politics, Transgender & Intersex
Tags: bathroom issues, Monica Roberts, trans

As promised in a previous Bilerico post, I'm giving Projectors an Texas Transgender Community.jpgearly Christmas present in another one of my infamous song rewrites.

I've actually done a rewrite of the ''Texas Has a Whorehouse in It' song from The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas before to slam the attitudes of some of my fellow Lone Star State residents in the ongoing Delgado v. Araguz case.

Now in the wake of one of my African descended transsisters being arrested simply for going to the bathroom on November 17, new lyrics were needed for it

So you know the drill. Fire up those iPods and prepare to sing to Moni's remixed lyrics after the jump.

Texas Bathrooms Have Transsexuals In 'Em
(sung to the tune of 'Texas has a Whorehouse In It' from The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas musical)

Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
(Lord have mercy on our souls)
Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
(Lord have mercy on our souls)

You're using public bathrooms and it fills me with disgust
Fixated on your genitalia to cause a fuss

(your genitalia to cause a fuss)

Black transwoman used the bathroom and you fools have gone plumb wild
Yep she's peed, didn't deny it, now you Reichers are getting riled
Security guard was tripping 'cause she hated homegirl's change
Wingers want to stop it but nothing 'bout all that is strange.

(nothing 'bout all of that is strange)

Houston David WelchTranswomen peeing and pooping in the women's restrooms (oh no!)
Transmen peeing and pooping in the men's restrooms (oh no!)
Transpeeps are getting uppity, that much is very clear
David Welch is sayin' they can't use the bathrooms up in here

And now our own GOP Singers

(Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em)

I'll put an end to this charade

(Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em)

Stopping them is our crusade.
This is just disgusting and I'll fight it till I drop
Transsexual defecation going on.
And it must stop

Stop that defecation!
Transsexual defecation!
Stop that defecation!
Transsexual defecation!

Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
Lord have mercy on our souls
Texas bathrooms have transsexuals in 'em
Lord have mercy on our souls.
Ministers hatin' on you and they'll fight you till they drop
Transsexual defecation going on, going on, going on, going
on, going on, going on

texas sucks.jpgDon't touch that browser!
This is the Party of No saying we'll be back, with new and revealing information about this and other cases.
'Cause we right wing haters never sleep

(Chorus) And it must stop.
Haters going to get you
Going to shine their light on you
Haters going to get you
Going to shine their light on you.


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