Mark S. King

The Critic's Foyer

Filed By Mark S. King | November 15, 2010 8:30 AM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment
Tags: humorous blog post, movies

It's an honor to be "the new Alex" this week, filling in for our friend and posting three times a day. Now let's have some fun.

I'm a freak for movies. Horror, obscure foreign, musicals... bring it on, baby (I hate that no one loves a good Oscar party anymore). So I was sorry to hear Gene Shalit announce he is leaving The Today Show after 40 years of "The Critic's Corner." Damn. What a great job he had.

And I'm taking it! The best critics are fast, dishy and very gay, anyway. In this video, I'll give you the scoop on four new flicks in less than two minutes -- and leave time to tell you about Chris Pine's underwear. Included: Unstoppable (pictured), Skyline, Fair Game and Catfish. Roll it!


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Very entertaining reviews.

Marc-André LeBlanc | November 15, 2010 1:20 PM

Love it!!! Please review all new movies. This is so great. :)

More, More! I Love the Critic's Foyer!

Great to see you on Bilerico! Thanks for the whirlwind movie tour. Catfish has me intrigued. I still want to see the Valerie Plame movie.

please do your take on "Burlesque" when it comes out??

Thanks. I figured Skyline for a dud when the local rag described it as "Attack of the aliens from the 99 cent store". Your review saved me $4.00.

It's Unstoppable and the tighty whities.

Thanks. I figured Skyline for a dud when the local rag described it as "Attack of the aliens from the 99 cent store". Your review saved me $4.00.

It's Unstoppable and the tighty whities.

Finally the real reviews! Thank you!!!!!

Loved your review... this should be your next career! Totally agreed with your comments about Denzel's belly. I saw Denzel on Broadway last spring in Fences and that belly was EVERYWHERE! In the spirit of full disclosure, I have a belly of my own.... however, I am not a multi-millionaire who is paid for my looks. Denzel can afford a trainer to get that body into shape and a chef to ensure he only eats the most nutritious meals. Please Denzel... get back in shape and my fantasies will get back to you!

OMG, Mark. You have to make this a regular Bilerico feature from now on. That was superb.

Love the reviews!! I think Gene will be proud. Keep it up