Gloria Brame, Ph.D.

Breaking Penis News: mystery cock rock found

Filed By Gloria Brame, Ph.D. | December 28, 2010 4:30 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment, Entertainment
Tags: penis rock, penis-shaped rock, strange phalli in Nature

Today's penetrating news story can't be beat. Or perhaps it can, if you don't mind getting callouses on your palms. Oh dear me. What more, really, can one say about this miracle of nature? Does it come with batteries?

via Penis-shaped rock discovered in Maryland


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This needs careful examination.

Wolfgang E. B. Wolfgang E. B. | December 28, 2010 5:40 PM

A stone age dildo, perhaps.

friday jones | December 28, 2010 8:03 PM

It's a yabba-dabba-delicious part of this complete breakfast!

I'm not a fan of the first part of this headline: "Breaking Penis News." Ouch.

My uneducated guess is that this is more likely to be a petrified plant root rather than a petrified penis. I'd suggest maybe a petrified mushroom, but their tissues are so soft that they rarely go through the fossilization process intact.

In any event, like all pre-historic fossils, this should be handled with great care.

This past summer, a similar object, but carved from antler, was found in Sweden. It was estimated to be roughly 6000 to 8000 years old. And a few years prior a phallic shaped stone was found in Germany which was estimated to be 28,000 years old.
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