If the Oscars are a bright Christmas Day, the Golden Globes are an overstuffed Thanksgiving dinner, with the same family members standing around but without the gifts. But you have to go anyway, right?
Watch the Golden Globe nominations being announced with me! We'll find out if the lesbian comedy/drama The Kids are All Right gets its due, and if atrocious gay flicks like Burlesque manage to swindle an award out of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association.
Extra Newsflash: Katie Holmes does some of the announcing and has toned down her desperate Stockholm Syndrome face, so that's something.