Read it and weep, possibly with laughter. And remember, boys and girls: never use work email to conduct torrid love affairs or all the sappy, pervy, icky things you confess to your lovers could go viral too.
NO ONE, and we mean NO ONE has had a worse email gaffe than John X did about an hour ago. The Cornell Business School Tech Consultant managed to pass on his entire long and very steamy exchange with his mistress, Lisa (another Cornell Business Employee), TO THE ENTIRE JOHNSON SCHOOL. Both are married. Click below for the entire email exchange, including photos of the two. It seems like a joke, but we assure you, this is real life, folks, and it's not pretty.
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:44 PM
OH, I can SERIOUSLY help you with both of those Baby, don't worry! And I will be SO FUCKING HORNY after I get done SPANKING that FINE ASS of yours for hours, you'll be FULL for a week after you swallow me! And I hear that CUM is an excellent source of protein, as well as other nutrients!!! :)