"If a homosexual signs up now, he's stuck with the whole magilla. Go to your superior officer now and say, hey, I'm a flaming homosexual, I hate the army, let me out of here, the superior officer will say, tough darts, those days are gone. You're stuck with us now, Nancy-boy. So, who's sorry now?"
-- American Family Association flamethrower Bryan Fischer in a blog post for the religious right organization. The post later goes on to say the joke is on gays because they've now lost the 'special right' of having an 'exit strategy' if they didn't like serving in the military.