Will Doritos be running this gay-themed ad during the Superbowl? We've already seen one rejected ad today. Do you think this one will make the cut?
The next time I go to a bath though, I'm totally going to try that trick of setting a bag of Doritos between my legs. The only thing that'll draw a man faster would be if you used bacon like the old insult, "We had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you." One potential drawback: who wants a crotch that smells like Cool Ranch?