After I put out my call for dirt on hypocritical Indiana legislators who voted in favor of a marriage discrimination amendment, my inbox exploded and quite a few tips have led to some shocking revelations. Just as I was about to publish my first, Indiana Republicans decided to follow in the footsteps of their Wisconsin brethren and announced they would be attacking the unions too. Large protests erupted at the Statehouse and Democrat legislators fled the state.
In solidarity with our labor brothers and sisters, I said I'd hold on publishing a sex scandal until things settled down. While the legislators are still out of state and refusing to return, Republicans have withdrawn the union busting bill and they're squabbling over other matters now - problems that have nothing to do with the labor movement.
So tomorrow I'll be publishing my first expose of a "family values" hypocrite. To whet your appetite, I'll throw out these hints. This gentleman from southern Indiana has a penchant for sending numerous sexually explicit photos and text messages - including one photo that reportedly shows him masturbating with a dildo shoved up his butt - and his family's influence has helped him escape prosecution for quite a few incidents over the past years.
We'll take a peek at everything he'd prefer Hoosier voters didn't know tomorrow. It's time we reveal these sanctimonious frauds for what they are - judgmental busybodies intent on prescribing an exclusionary morality they themselves don't buy.