Mark S. King

Has Tom Cruise Been Outed by an iPhone?

Filed By Mark S. King | April 01, 2011 3:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Living
Tags: April Fool's, Tom Cruise

When Jason Breakman discovered an iPhone at an "undisclosed NYC location" late Wednesday night and realized the owner was megastar Tom Cruise, he did what any self-respecting gay man would do. He took digital photos of the call activity and even the installed apps.

Self-described "Twirling Chelsea Boy" Breakman, 27, has revealed some tantalizing facts about his discovery while he awaits a certain tabloid payday. "I can't say yet where I found it, but I was out kicking it," he says. "I will tell you his music sucks. Tons of GaGa. Please."

And, while Breakman was kicking, is it true that Tom was busy... grinding? "There's a certain way to meet people, and he knows all about it," claims Jason. "But his messages are too hilar. Nobody actually says 'sup?' anymore, Tom."

Breakman has allowed both the phone and his photos to be examined by (clearly ravenous) gossip media sources (online site Popeater claims that TMZ is close to a deal but never doubt Equirer's deep pockets). Breakman's fast work in capturing images from the phone was a smart move: the device, though still in Breakman's possession, has been deactivated. "Tom, come get it if you want it," Breakman laughed to a TMZ crew.

At her birthday bash in Los Angeles on Thursday, Lady GaGa wouldn't comment to photogs on her newest fan. "Let's focus on those GaGa can actually help," she said. Her party raised funds for the Lotsa GaGa Beauty College breaking ground in Uganda this summer. "I want my little monsters everywhere in the world to be free to follow their dreams," she said, "and to be fierce with an eye pencil and a wig weave."

Breakman will reveal only one of the star's outgoing calls for now. "All that night, he's dialing Matthew Broderick. Like, what's up with that? And texting him things like, 'Can Paisley come out to play?' Is that, like, totally random or what?"

Keep your eyes peeled this weekend for the iPhone scandal to erupt. Meanwhile, here's hoping everyone has a safe and fun April 1, 2011.


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Are the links going to where they are supposed to be going or was this page hacked or is it a joke?

Om Kalthoum | April 2, 2011 10:59 AM

Wait, it might not be a joke:
Tom Cruise Responds

All the links are going exactly where they are supposed to -- to April Fools Day pages, and to editorial remarks about everything from gay hookups to tabloid journalism. Enjoy!

And yes, it's an April Fools Day posting.

Rick Sutton | April 2, 2011 8:27 AM

It's April 2 now. You can fess up.

Paige Listerud | April 2, 2011 11:42 AM

Tom Cruise might be gay?!?!?!?!?!

Just kidding.