"Help! Help! I'm being held against my will!"
-- Rep Michelle Bachmann back in 2005 when a nun and a lesbian confronted her about her anti-gay histrionics while Bachmann was washing her hands in the ladies room. Bachmann was a state senator at the time known for skulking in the bushes around a gay pride rally and introducing anti-gay legislation. Bachmann filed a police report but the county attorney refused to file charges.