After Spanish priest Andrés García Torres had his photo taken with a young seminarian, his Bishop is suspicious he's gay and wants the priest to leave his parish, take the ex-gay cure and submit to an HIV test. Why? The priest and his young friend are hugging with their shirts off in the pic.
Torres, however, has devised a solution that should make everyone happy. He's willing to let the Pope measure his asshole.
Torres responded by saying he intends going to Rome to show that he is being expelled from his parish unfairly.
The priest, who insists that her [sic] and the 28-year-old with whom he was photographed on a trip to Fátima are just good friends, and threw down this challenge: "Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
Well, that ought to put all suspicions to rest.