Far be it for me to make any judgment about what turns other people on. If it makes someone happy to tie a bronze snail to their groin, I say go for it. Life's too short to sweat the sex toys. On the other hand, drinking champagne from a bronze vessel? That's just wrong.
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Gloria, you're a mean woman... you have no idea how hard this sarcastic, jaded old drag queen is fighting the urge to run with this picture!
Just think ... all he'd have to do is drill a hole in the ipper end, and Pope Benedict XVI could use this as his incense burner in the next St. Paddy's Day Parade.
Ipper?
That's an ancient Latin word, halfway between "upper" and "zipper" ...