Bil Browning

Fleshlight Freaks Sex Toys

Filed By Bil Browning | September 25, 2011 2:30 PM | comments

Filed in: Living
Tags: cyborg dildo, Fleshlight, masturbation, sex toys, zombie dildos

Just when you think you've seen it all, along comes a sex toy distributor to disabuse you of that idea. Fleshlight - best known for their masturbation aid in a tube - has launched a new Halloween themed line called "Fleshlight Freaks." [link probably not safe for work]

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No matter your tastes for getting it on with the undead, they've got you covered. There's everything from zombie dildos to vampire pussy (complete with bat wings, of course!). Of course, you can tell that Frankenstein was made by a man (look at the size of that thing!) while the cyborg joystick looks a little painful.

They'll set you back $60-$75 each, but all the dildos say "for external use only." What a way to remind everyone that all those crevices and cracks can breed bacteria. Yuck! (And what good is an external-only dildo?!)

Photos of the products after the jump in case you think I'm kidding.

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