I swear. When people treat the holy ceremony of matrimony so lightly that they don't tell their fiancee they've fathered 70 kids until shortly before the ceremony, it just burns my ass. Ban straight marriage! Oh, wait. The dude's a sperm donor. Nevermind, the religious right will just claim that this being fruitful is perfectly fine. My version of being fruitful however, doesn't result in phone calls from 15-20 biological children wanting to talk to Daddy.