While Rick Perry has always been quite a bit whackadoodle, his speech to the New Hampshire Cornerstone conservatives this weekend proves without a shadow of a doubt that he is simply Michelle Bachmann's intelligence in a suit and tie. "I come from a state where they had this little place called the Alamo and they declared, 'Victory or death!' You know, we're kind of into those slogans, man! It's like, 'Live Free or Die! Victory or Death!' Bring it!"