"It's been so long since there was a Democratic incumbent in the White House that I forgot how completely goddamn boring primary season is when it's just a bunch of Republicans running around trying to out-stupid each other. Despite their desperate bid for my attention with no fewer than twelve thousand debates since June, I haven't managed to muster much energy or enthusiasm for their traveling sideshow..."
-- Shakesville blogger Melissa McEwan on the Republican primary field and the everloving long process it's been so far. From now on I'm just going to yell "Are we there yet?!" at the TV each time there's another damned debate. We know they're all idjuts. Just let the Republicans pick which numbskull they want to rally around already.