Bil Browning

Even Santorum Didn't Imagine This! [Caption This]

Filed By Bil Browning | January 05, 2012 11:00 AM | comments

Filed in: Fundie Watch, Living
Tags: Rick Santorum, squirrel kisses dinosaur

Sweet begonia! It looks like those religious nutjobs were right along. I'm guessing even Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum never imagined a wild swinging scene like this. Now the squirrels are kissing dinosaurs!

Which one will Jeebus condemn to the fire and brimstone?!? Dinosaurs totally roamed the land when the Bible was being written, y'all, so they're bound by all of God's laws or something. Totally. Squirrels? That's a little iffey. I hear they weren't on the ark actually; they're a love child from a rat and a weasel. Which, boys and girls, is why rats and weasels are held to the same level of contempt as snakes and why the dinosaur will get the loving retribution of a vengeful God. I'm guessing Jeebus wipes out all his relatives because that T Rex was totally asking for it. Look how's he's dressed.

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(Hat tip to Kathy from the Sun. The photographer admits to putting a small seed in the toy dino's mouth.)


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