"Will America's young women be just a bit more likely to experiment with lesbianism now that JCPenney is mainstreaming it? Too any objective observer, the answer must be yes... Research has indicated that lesbians suffer from increased levels of depression, suicidal ideation, substance abuse, breast cancer and vaginal diseases compared to heterosexual women. Thus what JCPenney has done, by increasing, even if ever so slightly, the chances that young women will experiment with this behavior will turn out to be a tragic thing for some. JCPenney will have to share some culpability for that."
-- American Family Association's batshit crazy wingnut Bryan Fischer completely jumps the shark with this claim that having Ellen Degeneres as the store's spokesperson will increase the rates of breast cancer and vaginal disease.