"Senator Santorum is an able and worthy competitor, and I congratulate him on the campaign he ran. He has proven himself to be an important voice in our party and in the nation. We both recognize that what is most important is putting the failures of the last three years behind us and setting America back on the path to prosperity."
-- From a statement released by the Romney campaign after Rick Santorum announced he was "suspending" his presidential primary campaign. What Romney should have said was, "I still can't believe he got so damn far after saying he opposed birth control and wants to outlaw porn. This guy's a joke and too many of you took him seriously."