Since I've moved to DC, I've had several folks poke fun at my Hoosier accent. Apparently some of my more redneck phrases or words can spawn giggles from the most serious of politicians or pundits.
Two phrases that Jerame has forbidden me from using here include "shivering and shaking like a dog shitting razor blades," and "nervous as a whore in church." Both of which I learned from my mother, thank you very much...
This video has been making the rounds lately with people laughing at the family's "My lands!" exclamation as a large hail storm hits the trailer park. I thought I'd post it as today's open thread and ask y'all: What are some of the less genteel expressions you use on a regular basis?
(Smoking and drinking redneck clipart via Bigstock)