James Holmes

Caption This: No Sex In Heaven

Filed By James Holmes | May 16, 2012 1:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Living
Tags: caption this photo, No Sex In Heaven, Penis, safe sex

I'm confused, slightly angry, disgusted, and oddly turned on - and have a killer sinus headache. Blame Sudafed, my twisted mind, or MTV, but I would have to say these ads do more to promote childish giggles and a strong desire to make it to hell than condom use.

In these ads from MTV, we see angelic flaccid cocks doing angel like things - like playing harps, and chess, and watching broadcast television (no sex AND no cable?!). What might they be discussing, watching, or playing? Let me know in the comments - as well as your thoughts on their safer sex effectiveness.

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Singing: "Would you know my name, If I saw you in heaven? Would you feel the same, If I saw you in heaven . . . ."
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Singing:"All of them had hair of gold, Like their mother, The youngest one in curls . . . ."
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"In my day, we had to walk 15 miles in the snow to get an erection!"

Source: Ad agency Loducca, São Paulo, Brazil.


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