James Holmes

The Porn In Your Closet May Kill You

Filed By James Holmes | May 04, 2012 2:00 PM | comments

Filed in: Entertainment, Marriage Equality
Tags: anti-masturbation, anti-pornography, Masturbation, Porn, Pornography

When I saw this trailer I thought it was a joke. Turns out it is just some Christian filmmakers trying to save the world from masturbation.

In Harmless, shot in a Paranomal Activity home movie style, a family deals with the dad's box of porn - that is somehow haunting the family.Killer-Porn.jpg

First, what type of porn is this? I think haunted or demonic porn would be something involving leather - and what is the harm in that? I wouldn't mind those demons.

Second, who has printed porn these days?

Third, I forgot how much some people flip out over porn.

The creators of the project have taken to Kickstarter asking for our help. In the ad, the director/editor/star Rich Praytor ("Pray" - another reason I thought this was a joke), explains the dangers porn poses to the family.

The story is about a guy that has a box of porn. It tortures his family. It tortures his marriage. It tortures all of his kids, and he has to find a way to defeat it.

How to defeat it? A computer with an internet connection and a Google Chrome Incognito window. She'll never know - and will probably be using it herself.

And as a side note to Rich Praytor, I touched myself while watching this.

Check out the videos after the jump, and share with me your porn horror stories.

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