Ah - if only it were true. This funny yet fake infographic from the folks at HappyPlace shows the Non-Chick-fil-a fast food chains' possible responses on the issue of marriage equality.
After all the fighting about the effectiveness of boycotts (need some examples? - check out the comments on my post about Jimmy John's) - I could use a laugh.
My personal favorite is Chipotle - because I am still a 12 year old boy at heart and love toilet humor:
What goes into your butthole is your business, all we care about is making sure that Chipoltle is what comes out out it.
And that it does.
(H/T to Unicornbooty)