I showed y'all the sexiest internet meme of the week, but yesterday's third place finish for American rower Henrik Rummel didn't just earn him a bronze metal. It also moved him directly to the top of the "most sexualized Olympian" category.
Rummel later took to Reddit to set the record straight. "This is me and I swear it's not erect! I don't know why it ended up in that position but there you go," he wrote.
Somehow I doubt that's going to calm everyone down. If it was erect, we'd award him the gold.
(Yes, my favorite perverts, you can clickety to embiggen.)