The 2012 Olympics are fading into history, but Ryan Lochte is still pissing his way into the future.
I never get tired of this joke, and I never had more of an interest in water sports until Lochte admitted to peeing in the Olympic pool. That's right. I'd let him pee on me.
That is until I found out his other fetish - plastic old ladies.
On a visit with E!'s Fashion Police, Lochte strips down and hops in a fountain with Joan Rivers where he proceeds to relieve himself.
I love you Joan, but you just ruined it for me.
Check out the clip after the jump.