Country singer Taylor Swift loves love. I do too. What's not to love about love? However, I also love to be right. So, imagine my (non)surprise upon the discovery of a fan-made musical tribute to the sugary ode about unrequited love that read between the lines of Swift's gender-neutrality. "From Swift's perspective, a cheerleader antagonist keeps the singer's best friend wrapped around her French-manicured finger. Sadly, Swift's unisexual T-shirts and sneakers cannot beat the cheer captain's short-skirts and high heels for his attention," I blogged, THREE YEARS AGO! "Essentially, Swift has transformed the pains of gay first love into a mainstream hit." How about them apples, Ms. Cleo?