Did we really need this? A product to make oral sex taste better? Well, now a fruity cock is a breath strip away.
I don't know about you, but I've never had the desire to have a fruity flavored (or chocolate) penis or to service one.
Masque Sexual Flavors " . . . actively conceals the salty, bitter, and protein flavors associated with pleasuring your man."
If it tastes salty and bitter - get it away from my face and wash that damn thing.
As far as protein flavors . . . are we talking beef or tofu? I'm vegan.
Would you use them?
(H/T to Joe.My.God)
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