If we're Facebook friends, you likely saw my post last week showing off the tin of cookies I got from Bilerico contributor and longtime friend Annette Gross for my birthday. One of my favorite things about this Indianapolis PFLAG mom is her wicked sense of humor.
These were special cookies too - not just your usual run of the mill chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin. They were "cockies" - sugar cookies cut in the shape of a dick with chocolate sprinkles for pubic hair.
As an aside, I noticed that our upstairs neighbor, Ed, had liked the photo on Facebook. I wanted to leave a message on his wall that said, "If you come downstairs Jerame and I will stuff two cocks in your mouth," but Jerame deemed it "inappropriate." Ed's damn cute though, there's no telling where that status could have led, but now it's too late. We've eaten all the cookies!
Dan Choi spoke in Indianapolis last night and Annette really wanted to meet him. She offered to bribe him into talking with her by giving him cockies too. Apparently they were a hit because she sent me a picture later that night of the two of them having drinks after the speech. Dan also texted to make sure I posted this photo (along with a horrible threat of what he and Annette would do if I didn't post it).
Never let it be said that I didn't help Dan Choi get dick when he went to Indiana. That's the kind of friend I am.