"Cardinal Keith O'Brien of Scotland will not be going to Rome to join the conclave because he does not want to distract from the proceedings. He has resigned following allegations by three priests and one former priest that he was involved in improper conduct. He says the accusations are untrue. Is this another example of the 'Lavender Mafia' at work?"
-- Catholic League nutjob Bill Donahue blaming the gay mafia for forcing a Cardinal to get drunk and fondle subordinates. Or something.