There's some French group called Les Hommen that's been protesting the country's recent marriage equality law. It's a bunch of young guys running around wearing masks with their shirts off. Because that's how you protest gays - by being homoerotic.
Now they're storming the beach at
Fire Island Normandy some place in France. And we're forced to watch young, skinny, white, hairless anonymous boys run around flexing their muscles in wet swimsuits. Nothing gay about that.