"[Obama] has a perpetual magic wand and nobody's given him a spanking yet and taken it out of his hand. That's what Congress needs to do: give the president a major wake-up call. And the way we spank the president is we do it through the checkbook. We're the ones who say, 'No, you can't have the money.'"
-- Minnesota Republican Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, America's favorite down-home homophobe, giving one of her prizewinning, factually unmoored monologues along with some potential insight into her deepest, darkest subconscious fantasies. Bachmann made the remarks in a newly-released interview with 'birther' website WorldNetDaily.