"You should have taken it off as soon as she starting [sic] promoting her filthy actions. She has shown what she is acting like a devil flicking that tongue as deamons [sic] do. Being a Christian Im [sic] taking a stand as these people push vulgarity and teaching women to act like trash is not going to stand for a woman being a lady would never conduct herself like that."
-- An outraged, pearl-clutching Christian in Lancaster, Kentucky, complaining to the FCC about that filthy harlot Miley Cyrus and her sinful twerking and tongue-flicking at the MTV VMAs last month. The FCC makes viewer complaints publicly available; Jezebel has assembled some of the best here.