Every time a snowflake falls in DC, the entire city shuts down as if it's a blizzard. Today, there's about 1/4 of an inch on the grass and the roads are clear. So what's a city to do?
Close the federal government and schools, of course. One of the basic rules around here is "If the government closes, non-profits get a snow day too." Look on Facebook today, and there's a darn good chance that all of your DC friends are crowing about the current snowtastrophe that will leave about an inch of white stuff on the ground. Scary!
So what's a gay to do when he's sitting around the house pretending to work remotely? Why, watch YouTube videos of a hot shirtless gymnast and play on Facebook! So here's your video - two Cirque Du Soleil performers practicing their skills on the teeterboard. Sharing it on Facebook is up to you.