Judson Phillips, the factually-challenged founder of Tea Party Nation who thinks President Obama is a gay crack addict, is hopping mad that Arizona "French Republican" Jan Brewer vetoed a bill that would have allowed people and businesses to discriminate against LGBT people if they claimed they were doing it for Jesus.
Why is he so mad? As he wrote in a rambling screed published to the Tea Party Nation website, because Freedom:
Why is this bill so important and what did it mean for not only Arizona but America? The issue can be boiled down to one word: Freedom.
A free man or woman controls their labor. A slave has no control over their labor. A free man or woman decides who they will work for and under what conditions. The slave cannot.
The left and the homosexual lobby are both pushing slavery using the Orwellian concepts of "tolerance" and "inclusiveness."
And what exactly would this Orwellian slavery look like in Arizona? Why, penis cakes and pornographic pictures, of course!
Should a devout baker be required to create a cake for a homosexual wedding that has a giant phallic symbol on it or should a baker be required to create pastries for a homosexual wedding in the shape of genitallia [sic]? Or should a photographer be required to photograph a homosexual wedding where the participants decide they want to be nude or engage in sexual behavior?
Yes, he actually wrote this. Click through to read the whole thing if you don't believe me.
Judson, honey, could you do me a favor and keep talking? Like, literally keep talking as much and as often and as loudly as you'd like. Moderates and sane people all across America are coming to their senses on this issue, and as they do, they're rushing to disassociate themselves with crazy anti-LGBT bigots like you.
So yeah, keep at it. Your unmitigated lunacy is helping us win equality faster.