As we all know, every LGBT person on earth gathers once a week for secret Gay Agenda Steering Committee meetings, where we talk strategy and hatch evil plans to break up opposite-gender marriages, topple Christianity, and force every man, woman, and child to undergo mandatory monthly mani-pedis.
The content of these meetings is supposed to be top secret. But unfortunately, Houston Mayor Annise Parker let the cat out of the bag last Saturday when she revealed the Super Secret Gay Agenda in an address to the California Democratic Party in Los Angeles:
"I've been a lesbian activist for 40 years. And it's hard to break a habit... I have been saying for 40 years [that] there is no such thing as a gay agenda. But I'm here to tell you that that is not true. There is a gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender agenda, and I'm going to tell you what it is.
"We want to be able to go to school in safety. We want to be able to serve our country honorably. We want to be able to work at jobs we love so that we can pay taxes to the country that sustains us, and we want to protect the relationships and families that nurture us. That is the gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender agenda."
Watch Mayor Parker's remarks after the jump. They start at the 2:11 mark.