"To be honest with you, the first time I heard 'Grindr,' I thought it was like a GrubHub thing. But then I found it was an app for gay gentlemen to, uh, hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
"It's an app for guys who can see other guys in their general area who are, like, down to clown, so to speak."
And just wait until they actually open the app after being questioned about what they expect. Watching them try to decipher the abbreviations and terms commonly used is also pretty amusing.
The best part? Dudes are dudes. They're all a little jealous that the app makes it that easy to hook up and admit they'd use it all the time if they were gay.