Apparently Big Brother is still a thing that happens on TV. While I'm not watching - and haven't done many posts on the show since 2009 when my posts about some of the risque contestants caused moral outrage from some readers and fiscal problems with an ad service - apparently other people are still paying attention.
Hayden Voss' "music parody video" isn't as risque as Big Brother 10 contestant Jessie Godderz's naked modeling pics, but it is worth watching. In fact, it's so awful it's mesmerizing.
Hayden's got a nice body (those legs are beautiful) and he wants you to look at it. He wants you to look so bad, he's willing to enlist others to help him show off, but he's not willing to learn how to dance or play the guitar. That's my favorite part of the whole video; his hand never strums the guitar once. Instead he seems to think a quick thrust of the hips is what makes the music play.
Maybe it does, Hayden. Maybe it does.