Bryan Hawn really loves his own ass. He loves it so much, his website splashpage proclaims "I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger." He also offers an "ass workout routine" on the page, and since he's a renaissance man - he's a zoologist, fitness icon, and recording artist - one can reasonably expect that the workout is highly scientific and melodic.
How else could Bryan possibly demonstrate his triple play abilities? Why, by making a video featuring his butt while he lipsynchs V V Brown's "Shark In The Water," of course. Duh. The song may be about anxiety and a stalker former boyfriend, but, hey, sharks need flotation devices too, right? Don't be so damn literal, internets, this is art!
Enjoy if this is your thing.