Bil Browning

I saw the light and the light saved me

Filed By Bil Browning | May 05, 2007 2:02 PM | comments

Filed in: Fundie Watch, Living, The Movement, You Gotta See This
Tags: gay escorts, hookers, International Bible Reading Association, Jeff Gannon, LGBT community, politics, prostitute, scandal, White House

clx_isawthelight.jpgPardon the pun, but what the hell?!?

The Washington Post is reporting former gay escort turned conservative "reporter" Jeff Gannon has a new job. You'll laugh. You'll weep. You'll never believe it.

He's the new spokesman for the International Bible Reading Association.

Yes, that's right. In fact, he was on record defending the low turnout at the National Day of Prayer's "Bible Reading Marathon," which is just about as funny as listening to him try and defend his past as a manwhore. Either way it goes, the facts are what they are - and no amount of spin's gonna change that, eh JG?

Gannon, actually a pseudonym for James Guckert, had earned fame in 2005 representing a conservative Web site at White House briefings until it was revealed that he posted nude pictures of himself on the Web to offer his services as a $200-an-hour gay escort.

Let us pray for the power to understand how Gannon made his way from [NSFW!!] to the International Bible Reading Association.

Someone needs to tell Gannon that the rapture won't give all the guys ripped abs and a 10" dick while they ascend. I'm just keep thinking of the Family Guy episode where Stewie meets Jesus...

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