Bil Browning

The quick and easy Democratic debate review

Filed By Bil Browning | January 22, 2008 10:13 AM | comments

Filed in: Politics
Tags: Barack Obama, Democrats, Hillary Rodham Clinton, humorous blog post, John Edwards, South Carolina

Last night's Democratic debate is the talk of the nation today after Hillary and Obama tore into each other while John Edwards tried to get a word in. In the interest of those of us with short attention spans, I thought I'd offer my own "simplified" transcript of the event. Video after the jump.

Hillary: Obama likes slumlords!
Obama: Your mama!
Edwards: Ooooooh! She dogged you, man!
Obama: Hillary likes Wal-Mart!
Hillary: I'm rubber; you're glue...
Edwards: I've never accepted a donation of Wal-Mart glue.
Obama: I'm a black man.
Hillary: I'm a woman.
Edwards: I like women and blacks and I'm pretty.

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At this point I'm convinced that Hillary will be added in the thesaurus as a synonym for punting.

LOL... Bil, that was a perfect recap.

I blogged it too and thought it was great! I liked at the when Witzer said something like: Why would Dr. King vote for any of you? I don't he meant it to sound the way it did, but it was funny. And Obama responded:

"I don't think Dr. King would endorse any of us (laughter from audience). I think he would call on the American people to hold us accountable."

Oh god...Witzer said endorese, not vote...

Ray... *laughs* I know you blogged it. In fact, you're the person I linked to. *big grin*

You linked him, Bil, but is "the talk of the nation" good SEO? Jerame?

And MLK wouldn't endorse any of them, thank god. And if he were alive today he'd be one of the only people in the public eye not to endorse someone.

LMAO...sorry Bil. I didn't click the link I just read your summary...It was early in the morning! (at least that's my excuse).

And thanx!

Now children play nice ahh the joy of debates you have to feel for Edwards the third wheel the other night.Now who will be left standing come Saturday.The Republican field lost Fred Thompson today in case you missed it and Rudy and Huckabee are low on cash and steam so will they be alive come Super Tuesday or left in the dust? Stay tuned it aint over yet folks!

It will likely end up Romney (Mac?) and Obama in the end...but that's just a drunken hunch.

ask me again in the morning....

I really wish we could get beyond this pettiness. I thought the point of their campaigns was to raise the bar for political discourse... they both come off as bratty high schoolers. oy.